Hey guys, we’re all invited to the grand opening of this new burger joint down in the Financial District. Complimentary cocktails and hors d’oeuvres. There will also be a ten-pound burger on the menu that’s free to anyone that can finish it under an hour. That’s like putting a bowling ball or a baby in your stomach. Looks like they have a hefty looking burger menu here. I’m interested to see how it tastes. RSVP by this Friday.
