I’m happy to have Tio Wally (long-time Me So Hungry reader) aboard to send in his eating adventures from across America. Here he is in Meade, Kansas.

Greetings from Meade, Kansas
N 37° 17.084’  W 100° 21.014’  Elev. 2500 ft.

I like cheese. I like hamburger. I like macaroni. Throw it all together and call it a Cheeseburger Macaroni Casserole. What could possibly go wrong, right?

I’d slept at the Chuck Wagon restaurant a couple of times before … in the parking lot. This was mostly because I always seemed to run out of hours and/or energy to make it to Liberal — the next “big” town in the endless high plains of scenic southwestern Kansas some 45 miles further west. The only other wide spot in the road between the two points is Kismet. As fate would have it there is no food in Kismet.

But hey, if Meade is a good enough location for Bob and Grat to select as the site of the notorious brothers’ Dalton Gang Hideout — Meade’s #1 tourist attraction and lone claim to fame — it’s good enough for the saintly, law-abiding crew of the SS Me So Hungry to bed down. And there is a restaurant.

So it was perverse-yet-pure kismet that we walked into the Chuck Wagon for lunch, spurs a-clankin’, figuratively speaking of course. And there it was: A Specials Board touting the aforementioned Cheeseburger Macaroni Casserole, with potato, corn/roll, salad bar, and coffee or tea, for $8.79. We knew from the outset that it wouldn’t be nearly as good as my sister’s goulash; there are few things in life as good as my sister’s goulash. As it turned out, we were right.

The Cheeseburger Macaroni Casserole was irredeemable. It didn’t taste like a cheeseburger. It didn’t even taste cheesy, although it looked like it should’ve. Salt and pepper didn’t help. Mixing in the entire side of can-fresh whole kernel sweet corn didn’t help. It was, indeed, so hopelessly unfixable that even the divine intervention of San Pasqual couldn’t help. It was just a bland mass of ingredients that should’ve tasted good, alone or in combination. But it didn’t.

At risk of sounding technical, it just tasted “blah.” Although the mashed potatoes were pretty good, good smashed spuds can’t make up for a main course being hopelessly devoid of taste/smell/flavor/perceptible sensory impressions.

Thankfully, all was not lost.

The Chuck Wagon actually had some pretty good stuff stocked in its Conestoga Wagon-themed salad bar. Although the plates were way too small a few of the items were kind of interesting. The Cucumber Slices in Sour Cream had a hint of dill and were pretty tasty. And the Macaroni Salad with bits of fresh tomato was likewise really good.

But the Big Star of the Salad Bar was the Broccoli Salad. It was easily the best I’ve ever eaten! And it was so simple. It was just little broccoli florets, big pieces of bacon, and raisins in a slightly sweet mayonnaise dressing. I suspect the dressing was sweetened by the raisins although it was somewhat similar to the dressing on the Macaroni Salad. But damn, so simple and so, so good!

I went in later that night and the special was Chicken Fried Chicken with all of the same sides for $8.99. I didn’t have it because I wanted Cream of Wheat®, which is hard to find. I guess it was kismet that they were out of Cream of Wheat® (there’s never any Cream of Wheat® for Wally), so I got oatmeal ($2.49).

In all, even though the Chuck Wagon was bereft of Cream of Wheat®, bank/train robberies and/or ghostly apparitions of the Dalton Gang (or Elvis), thanks to the Broccoli Salad … Seriously, that’s some damn good Broccoli Salad!

And so we roll.

Chuck Wagon Restaurant, 807 West Carthage Street (US 54), Meade, Kansas

Tio Wally pilots the 75-foot, 40-ton(max) land yacht SS Me So Hungry. He reports on road food from around the country whenever parking and InterTube connections permit.

About The Author

Tio Wally is pilot emeritus of the 75-foot, 40-ton land yacht SS Me So Hungry. Now a committed landlubber, he reports on food wherever he is whenever his fancy strikes.

Related Posts

630 Responses

  1. Dr. Billa

    ✅Excellent information providing by your Article thank you for taking the time to share with us such a nice article.
    daily tech tips

    Reply
  2. Dr. Billa

    This article was written by a real thinking writer✅. I agree many of the with the solid points made by the writer of
    daily tech tips

    Reply
  3. Dr. Billa

    This Post is providing valuable and unique information✅ I know that you take a time and effort to make a awesome article
    daily tech tips

    Reply
  4. Dr. Billa

    I found useful information on this topic✅. Thank you posting relative information and its currently becoming easier to complete this project
    Paid WordPress Themes

    Reply
  5. kat

    It’s hard to find educated people in this particular topic, but you seem like you know what you’re talking about!
    Thanks

    Reply
  6. Dr. Billa

    ❤ It’s really a fantastic website, thanks for sharing. There’s no doubt i would fully rate it after i read what the idea about this article is❤
    live cam xxx

    Reply
  7. Dr. Billa

    Be Unique. Shop T-Shirt created by independent artists from around the
    globe. We print the highest quality T-Shirt on the internet
    Teehag

    Reply
  8. Dr. Billa

    Superior post, keep up with this exceptional work✅. It’s nice to know that this topic is being also covered on this web site so cheers for taking the time to discuss this! Thanks again and again!
    bengal cats for sale

    Reply
  9. Dr. Billa

    Get Reviews on Google provide valuable information about your business, to both you and your customers. Business reviews appear next to your listing in Maps and Search, and can help your business stand out on Google. Reply to reviews to build your customers’ trust. Buy Google Reviews at a cheap price
    buy google reviews

    Reply
  10. Muhammad Ali

    大分県大分市にて内科や呼吸器内科、精神科、精神神経科などの診療をおこなっている【あけのメディカルクリニック】の公式サイトです。
    大分市 老人ホーム あけのメディカルクリニック

    Reply
  11. Muhammad Ali

    Sports247 brings you the latest Nigeria Sports news, all updates on the latest Sports News in Nigeria, Nigeria footballers abroad and the Nigeria Football league updates, Latest NPFL updates.
    Latest Nigeria Sports news

    Reply
  12. m88

    I go to see everyday some websites and blogs to read articles or reviews,
    however this website presents feature based articles.

    Reply
  13. Dr. Billa

    The Corporate Source has provided outsourcing services since 1996. We are a valued partner to business and government with a national reputation for excellence. With The Corporate Source, you receive the services you need for operational excellence, while helping to create economic opportunity for all Americans. The Corporate Source works with private sector businesses and government agencies to fill job openings and meet outsourcing needs with talented and qualified candidates.
    cleaning service

    Reply
  14. Dr. Billa

    The Corporate Source has provided outsourcing services since 1996. We are a valued partner to business and government with a national reputation for excellence. With The Corporate Source, you receive the services you need for operational excellence, while helping to create economic opportunity for all Americans. The Corporate Source works with private sector businesses and government agencies to fill job openings and meet outsourcing needs with talented and qualified candidates.
    maintenance service

    Reply
  15. สยามรวย

    เกมส์ได้เงินจริง เกมส์ได้เงินจริง หากท่านใดที่ชอบในการเล่นเกมและอยากได้เงินจากการเล่นเกมนั้น ต้องนี่เลย siamruay เกมเดิมพันออนไลน์ยอดฮิตอย่าง เป่ายิงฉุบ หัว-ก้อย สูงต่ำ เพียงทายถูก ก็รับเงินไปใช้ได้เลย ใช้งานง่ายไม่ยุ่งยาก สะดวกสบายอยู่ที่ใหนก็เล่นได้ผ่านโทรศัพท์มือถือ เปิดให้เล่นตลอด 24 ชั่วโมง

    Reply
  16. Dr. Billa

    I found useful information on this topic✅. Thank you posting relative information and its currently becoming easier to complete this project
    Stahlwandpool

    Reply
  17. Dr. Billa

    Cash, cars, trips, jewelry and much more. We have a wide variety of prize packages to fit every budget. No witness, no problem, we even have prizes that require
    hole in one insurance

    Reply
  18. Dr. Billa

    Says Malcolm McDowell, a renowned English actor… Saturday/December 19/2020. Nationwide Hole in One · What is Hole in One Insurance and What are the
    hole in one insurance

    Reply
  19. Dr. Billa

    ✅Excellent information providing by your Article on freebet 100k thank you for taking the time to share with us such a nice article.
    freebet 100k

    Reply
  20. Dr. Billa

    FinHub is a leading company providing Accounting Services in Dubai from last decade. If you need any help related to Accounting, Auditing, Zoho Implementation, VAT Return Filing, Banking Facilities Arrangement, you can call us on +971547757999 or drop us an email at ask@finhub.ae
    Bookkeeping and Accounting

    Reply
  21. Dr. Billa

    I found useful information on this topic✅. Thank you posting relative information and its currently becoming easier to complete this project
    Sweco

    Reply
  22. Dr. Billa

    This article was written by a real thinking writer✅. I agree many of the with the solid points made by the writer of
    SA Game

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.