Graham Ave is bumpin

New things happening near the Graham L stop. A new Thai restaurant just opened. Checked out Mother's bar and got a bison burger. I saw something catch on fire and turned around. It was the Basement Band. Flame ...

Inauguration Dinner

Rusty and I got a letter in the mail. It was an invitation to the Obama Presidential Inauguration! All on fancy diploma paper and in fancy wedding writing. I was pretty excited thinking we were invited to a bal...

Turtle Power

Carole hosts a little get-together for the TMNT 25th Anniversary and our Korean guests. She has the best apartment ever. I want the Thompson Twins painting. The shrimp cocktail reminded me of a story of when I ...

My First Vegan Dinner Party

Kevin and Kate throw a vegan party. Joel makes a pumpkin beer marinated tofurkey loaf. I always confuse tofurkey with tofurken which I confuse with turducken. Zzalgern0n smuggles mini crabs, bones, and honey fr...
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For a couple years, I thought that Poo Poo Platter joke was really funny and one of my best. But when I was brushing my teeth this morning and thinking about it, I suddenly un-got the joke. I even tried to fix ...