Author: Jason Lam

Food blogger since 2008. Hair model since 2003.

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homemade

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Popcorn Pasta & Spicy Turkey Wrap

me and rusty go to rainy mccarren pool. langhorne is awesome. sounds like dirty leprechaun.

super felice bros sound/look like blues traveler make out with black lips. we see girl dancing with unicorn. new justice of the unicorns album cover? her mother drags her away when i take pix.

rusty wonders why people dodgeball. “why would you want to get hit by a ball on your day off?”

we go home and rusty makes spicy turkey popcorn wrap w/ special sauce.
– cock sauce, mustard, mayonaisse, pepper, adobo, lime juice, cilantro.
…sooo good. we use leftovers to make turkey popcorn pasta ….w/ cilantro of course.
we eat & watch the olympics. why every match is USA vs CHINA? because they so hungry?

Verdict: pasta w/ refreshing crispy crunch

bernie mac RIP. zzalgern0n has tribute. i dont get it.

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backyard bbq

Susie’s LI B-day BBQ

long island love me long time
susie has Olympic style birfday bbq. International fair –guacomole/salsa, argentina empanada, spanikopita (spinache turnover thing), beef on stick, chorizo sandwich, costa rica beer, chimichuri, peach cobble crisp (as america as apple pie!). sooo good!
…it like olympic fencing when they scream when they get hitt. it hurt or not hurts?

i crash at susie’s parents home. i play dressup in guestroom

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restauranting

Juk!

congee is sister of congee village house. sam is not my sister. he orders conch. i order pork liver congee, juicy pork buns, sea cucumber. no more goose web! asshole. complimentary watermelon makes it up with me. how do you make seedless watermelon without seeds? its like jesus?

sea cumber taste like soft cartilage or hard gelatin. reminds me time at Kenka with bulls penis that taste like thick pasta with strawberry fruit rollup flavour.

Congee – 207 Bowery (at Rivington St), New York 10002

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homemade

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Tacos

rusty says the secret is cilantro. it so true.
rusty uses the adobo and old el paso. he realized he got hot & spicy old el paso which upsets our stomach. he washes the chicken and recooks. he makes turkey taco with good old cilantro. he invents new tortilla steamer. I invent cilantro vodka sprite zero drink. rusty tops with texas pete. i top i old devil, wasabi mayonaisse, cock sauce. and sheep approves! my name is lam not sheep! bawaahwhwaaah

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homemade lunch

$5 for Quizno’s big juicy 12-inch

subway has $5 sub. so quizno has $5 sub. I try here.
turkey cheddar cheese. wowwee! so big. I have to get big cup of horsey sauce, peppercini, jalepeno (I get no salmonilla). judson & adrienne eating in the park. judson’s samwich looks better, but not bigger. Adrienne eats purple.

verdict: big!! but no saigon bakery banh mi, but that’s another blog story 😉

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lunch restauranting

It Taste Good

because thats the name. baawahawaaah
my favourite lunch spot for food that momma baba cook. i get here chicken curry, bitter melon sparerib, wegetables. they think I speak chinese. gong doi wah?
now $6. good deal for homestyle taste good.
cake from bossman’s birfday

Taste Good – 18 W 25th St. (btwn Broadway & 6th St), NYC

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food battle lunch restauranting

Battle of Oxtail @ Madison Sq Park

new cuban place opens up near work to battle old cuban place.

sophies has tasty fried pork & plaintain sandwich i try i see other blogs and webs. gave me tasty green sauce. i get oxtail and they forget green sauce. asshole

latin america has $2 cheaper. no green sauce too. i make my own.

verdict: latin american wins w/ my green sauce!

Sophie’s – 28 E 23rd St (at Madison Ave), New York 10010
Leocadia Milanes – 29 W 26th St (Btwn 6th Ave & Bway), New York 10010

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homemade restauranting

Curry Day!

i see curry iron chef. i eat rohm lunch. me and sam get thai ice tea (not chai tea or tai chi). thought pics were too yellow, but it curry!

rusty makes curry shimp supper. we watch teen choice awards. miley so hungry. it curry day!

Rohm – 27 E 20th St (Btwn Bway & Park Ave S), New York 10003

i remember one time order curly fries, they bring me curry fries!