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crazy night homemade

In America, you eat gruel. In Soviet Russia, gruel eats you!

rusty gets myspace message from a russian fan asking if justice of the unicorns is playing this weekend in ny. somehow this turns into two russian girls crashing over, todd buying smirnoff ice, and rusty making gruel. it was actually not bad tasting.

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crazy night festival

9/11 means its Eric’s Birfday again

sept 11th is a special day that marks the 1 year anniversary of being a pickup artist. anthony and me go celebrate at the feast of san gennaro where the marching parade went down wrong street with no one around and have to turn around. i remember the first day i came to new york i ran into san gennaro festival. i keep thinking the next block might have better food so i keep going and going and going. then realize it is the same block as the first. this time no mozzarepa or zeppoles. lets try the beef on the grill thing! dang $14! its okay but next time i use my money to buy a mix cd?

we meet up with friends for beers at botanical bar. i remember a lot of shouting and excitement. we were talk about zeppoles!

then off to black rabbit in greenpoint for erics birthday. i know they have tasty sliders but i forgot to order food. so we foodblog the dog. no one has duck sauce. they make fancy absinthe drink.  and i am sauced. when i wake up the next morning and brush my teef, i make to the realization that erics gf is on the office!

Feast of San Gennaro – Mulberry Street in Little Italy, NYC (Sept 11-21, 2008)
Black Rabbit – 91 Greenpoint Avenue in Greenpoint, Brooklyn

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crazy night

Food at Bars, but not Bar Food

matt has farewell drinks at rogue. get sauced. ready for boyz night out in burg. panini night. get sauced more. i walk home i think shit i go to foodblog now? every meal –foodblog. always foodblog! then maybe mylife is not bad if that is the worse thing –to foodblog. life is fuckin sweet. then i walk into a parking meter.

Rouge -757 6th Ave (Btwn 25th & 26th), New York 10010
Lenora’s Way – 303 Bedford Ave (btwn 1st St & 2nd St), Brooklyn, NY 11211
Potato Cafe – 254 S 2nd St (Btwn Roebling & Havemeyer St), Brooklyn 11211

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concert/event crazy night restauranting

Black Truffle Pizza and Stupid Sauce

greg makes night at fornino. i want black truffle pizza. i get black truffle pizza. i never eat truffle before. not what i expect. i expect melt in your mouf foi gras pizza. oooh. i invent new pizza! my fav pizza is fresh spinach & truffle oil. now that how you eat truffle if you so hungry.

we go to music hall of williamsburg to see free show. new swedish friends tell me about san loco’s stupid sauce all night. they do not even knew i foodblog. i think professor murder band is like maroon five make out with animal collective. then change my mind and think they like samba de amigo. ooh i want stupid sauce now. i ditch my friends and go san loco. like swedish friends say -stupid sauce make your bunghole feel stupid.

Fornino – 187 Bedford Ave (Btwn N 7th St & N 8th St), Brooklyn 11211
San Loco – 160 N 4th St (Btwn Bedford Ave & Driggs Ave), Brooklyn 11211

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concert/event crazy night homemade restauranting

Variety SHAC @ Knitting Factory

i plan blogging darlenes because i always eat there when playing knitting factory. do sound check with tigers and monkeys. come back out and closed! maybe good thing? last time rusty got $6 grilled cheese and it really 2 slice wonder bread, 1 slice cheese …and rusty tip $4 before realization. but usally good price dominican food …that sells $6 grilled cheese?

we eat province which i see at cheapassfood with this creepy guy post. look at fatty slab of tasty pork they slice me. i make new friends who share. we all so hungry!

variety shac show is very terrific. me and rusty come home and both brag how we almost make out with sarah silverman (if our asshole friends did not cokblock us). maybe we would have made bj and maybe our friends asshole, but as we eat tasty late night ommelete i know we be wasted.

Variety SHAC – good time!
Province – 305 Church St (At Walker St), New York 10013

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crazy night restauranting

Boyz Night Out @ Hooters

when going to hooters everyone always ask –how are the wings? forget wings, there are hot chicks in short shorts. i run into chris bachelor party wing eating contest. congrats.

my boys eat wings, beers, mexico fries and cheer michael phelps. somehow hooter girls think its my birfday. they sing and bring me chocolate cake. im dancing when they cheer. i blow candle to make wish …”i wish it was my birfday!”

we go to bikini bar. jimmy asks asian girl if she is polish. i laugh. then later i really do think she is polish. dancing at bar13! yeah boi!!

Verdict: hooters have wings, beers, and mexico fries! best day of my life!

Hooters – 211 W 56th St (Btwn Broadway & 7th Ave), New York 10019

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crazy night restauranting

An Evening with Yuto, the 8-year-old guitar phenom

i go see yuto play!  yippee!

going off rail of crazy train

i make two friends

they take me to bikini bar, rooftop bar, then riki cause we so hungry
Riki141 E 45th St (Btwn Lexington & 3rd Ave ), New York 10017