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Party Prep

rusty makes his famous ham. the secret is patience, discipline, and heart.  …but mainly goya adobo.

i make a new invention –jason lam’s carb casserole. first layer is pizza wif mole sauce and mexican fiesta cheese. then mash potato and egg noodles w/ mexican fiesta cheese. third layer is cornbread stovetop stuffing. bake it off with mexican fiesta cheese. glenn gives me a good idea for version 2.0 –top fourth layer should be tator tots for a nice crispy crunch. i agree. i was almost going to put steak taquitos on top but that would be too ridiculous and not atkins free.

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crazy night homemade

In America, you eat gruel. In Soviet Russia, gruel eats you!

rusty gets myspace message from a russian fan asking if justice of the unicorns is playing this weekend in ny. somehow this turns into two russian girls crashing over, todd buying smirnoff ice, and rusty making gruel. it was actually not bad tasting.

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homemade lunch takee outtee

A Day in the Life of a Food Blogger

someone put funny signs up to the deserted half built condos next door. my blog is the new curbed?

for lunch i want to try place next to good dumpling but still cant figure out how to order. back to good dumpling. this time they give me a lot of food plus tasty seaweed soup. with steam pork bun still $4.25! still can only eat half. thank you paul mckenna? good dumpling dont understand when i order pork bun. then i say cha sui bao and then they know i was lying i didnt know chinese. busted! maybe i should use same method at place next door?

rusty makes cubed steak with gravy and rice. we finish the night making rap music.

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homemade

Ape School Breakfast

ape school came to ny. ate burritos at grand morelos. rusty and ape school made breakfast.

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backyard bbq homemade

Crusty Pan Seared Steaks

pan seared and grilled mario steaks.

the statik selektah rap video (Three21/Rik) that me and jody made a cameo in at chinatown food night

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homemade

Chef Chinolam: Green Curry Guacomole Pasta

short day at work. free popcicle from gossip girl truck. i take all the trader joe grocerys that are about to go bad. new invention: green curry guacomole wheat spaghetti meatball pea carrots. guacamole goes with green curry pasta. meat ball goes with green curry pasta. meat ball does NOT go with guacamole. like monty hall paradox?

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homemade

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Fried Onion Crisps

i make mexican fiesta with trader joe burrito, guacamole, salad, hash brown. rusty make own bloomin onion/awesome blossom. joey say “whoa”.
…me and rusty play justice of the unicorns this saturday night at southpaw in brooklyn.

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concert/event crazy night homemade restauranting

Variety SHAC @ Knitting Factory

i plan blogging darlenes because i always eat there when playing knitting factory. do sound check with tigers and monkeys. come back out and closed! maybe good thing? last time rusty got $6 grilled cheese and it really 2 slice wonder bread, 1 slice cheese …and rusty tip $4 before realization. but usally good price dominican food …that sells $6 grilled cheese?

we eat province which i see at cheapassfood with this creepy guy post. look at fatty slab of tasty pork they slice me. i make new friends who share. we all so hungry!

variety shac show is very terrific. me and rusty come home and both brag how we almost make out with sarah silverman (if our asshole friends did not cokblock us). maybe we would have made bj and maybe our friends asshole, but as we eat tasty late night ommelete i know we be wasted.

Variety SHAC – good time!
Province – 305 Church St (At Walker St), New York 10013