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homemade

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Egg Biscuits

waking up from hangover, i smell sweet scent of buttermilk biscuits. rusty makes breakfast sammiches galore. watchin olympics equestrian. horse wins medal?

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homemade indian

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Pizzas

inspired by east village magic man at cheapshots with his english muffin toaster pizzas, me and rusty decide making pizzas.

many pizzas including our new inventions:
thai green curry veal pizza
indian korma curry veal pizza
italian spaghetti sauce turkey cheeseburger pizza and calzones!
…again like Olympics. how is every swim a world record? why cant they have word record at the ymca last week?

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homemade

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Chicken Fried Turkey w/ Pringle Crunch

rusty make chicken fried turkey with turkey gravy, green beans, and pringles crunch. add that to the menu!

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homemade

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Popcorn Pasta & Spicy Turkey Wrap

me and rusty go to rainy mccarren pool. langhorne is awesome. sounds like dirty leprechaun.

super felice bros sound/look like blues traveler make out with black lips. we see girl dancing with unicorn. new justice of the unicorns album cover? her mother drags her away when i take pix.

rusty wonders why people dodgeball. “why would you want to get hit by a ball on your day off?”

we go home and rusty makes spicy turkey popcorn wrap w/ special sauce.
– cock sauce, mustard, mayonaisse, pepper, adobo, lime juice, cilantro.
…sooo good. we use leftovers to make turkey popcorn pasta ….w/ cilantro of course.
we eat & watch the olympics. why every match is USA vs CHINA? because they so hungry?

Verdict: pasta w/ refreshing crispy crunch

bernie mac RIP. zzalgern0n has tribute. i dont get it.

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homemade

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Tacos

rusty says the secret is cilantro. it so true.
rusty uses the adobo and old el paso. he realized he got hot & spicy old el paso which upsets our stomach. he washes the chicken and recooks. he makes turkey taco with good old cilantro. he invents new tortilla steamer. I invent cilantro vodka sprite zero drink. rusty tops with texas pete. i top i old devil, wasabi mayonaisse, cock sauce. and sheep approves! my name is lam not sheep! bawaahwhwaaah

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homemade lunch

$5 for Quizno’s big juicy 12-inch

subway has $5 sub. so quizno has $5 sub. I try here.
turkey cheddar cheese. wowwee! so big. I have to get big cup of horsey sauce, peppercini, jalepeno (I get no salmonilla). judson & adrienne eating in the park. judson’s samwich looks better, but not bigger. Adrienne eats purple.

verdict: big!! but no saigon bakery banh mi, but that’s another blog story 😉

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homemade restauranting

Curry Day!

i see curry iron chef. i eat rohm lunch. me and sam get thai ice tea (not chai tea or tai chi). thought pics were too yellow, but it curry!

rusty makes curry shimp supper. we watch teen choice awards. miley so hungry. it curry day!

Rohm27 E 20th St (Btwn Bway & Park Ave S), New York 10003

i remember one time order curly fries, they bring me curry fries!