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Be Like Don Draper: Dinty Moore and a Budweiser

In Mad Men Season 4 Episode 08, Don Draper sits in his bachelor apartment opening a can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew and a Budweiser. My roommate Bonnie “awed” in his loneliness …while I on the other hand felt it very manly. Little did Bonnie know that I had microwaved a can of Krasdale baked beans and a hot dog for lunch that very day. Isn’t that how a man on his own would eat? Isn’t that the kind of apartment and life he would keep? I don’t think anyone should feel sorry for Don Draper. Every man at one point wants to be Don Draper. So this is how I came to eat a can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew and drink a Budweiser.

It did explode in the microwave. I always feel like the directions are to keep it in there longer than they should be. I even went 30 seconds less than the minimum.

It’s surprisingly not bad for canned food. My first thought of the beef was it was so tender. Then on second bite, I realized that the meat was just ground meat shaped into a chunk of beef. So sorta like a Chef Boyardee meatball, but worked better with the gravy. Meat and Potatoes and a Bud. That’s a man meal.

I was a little worried how the bottom of the can was stained with the stew after numerous rinses.

UPDATE: I might be delirious (because I’m at home sick), but I’ve been smelling Dinty Moore Beef Stew for the past half hour. I ate this two days ago. I really smell it right now and no one else is home.

UPDATE 2: I think my arm pits smell like Dinty Moore Beef Stew. I’m pretty sure I don’t have a fever.

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Japanese Baskin Robbins Chocolate Candy

Sam gave me a pack of this Baskin Robbins chocolate he found at an Asian grocery. It’s made by Fujiya LOOK. The flavors are strawberry cheesecake, jamoca coffee, orange sherbet and vanilla. I thought they all tasted like nougat. Sam says the package recommends putting it in the fridge to chill. I put it in the freezer. More is better?

I don’t know what it says, but the Japanese Baskin Robbins site looks fun. They need to bring that green tea waffle cone over here.

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Hellmann’s Sandwich Swap and Share

At yesterday Hellmann’s luncheon, Bobby Flay and Full House’s Lori Loughlin showed us how to make snacks for our kids, like putting tuna salad in a Tostitos Scoop. I love mayonnaise.

On the contrary, I’m not a mommy-blog and I probably wouldn’t have written about this if it wasn’t for this awesome photo and that Hellmann’s is in it to help feed hungry children. All you have to do is create a virtual sandwich on their Facebook page and Hellmann’s will donate up to $75,000 to Share Our Strength (a national non profit organization to fight child hunger).

I remember back in middle school being surprised how one kid I knew went to the free breakfast program they offered. I think I made fun of him until I learned that the food he ate during school was his only food for the whole day. I didn’t realize how fortunate I was to be fat and had parents who ran a restaurant. That kid was good kid. It was hard for me to understand… why?

Even today, I’m grateful that I’m able to eat the ton of shit I do. It really sucks that there’s kids out there that are hungry. So I applaud Hellmann’s, Share Our Strength and all the food programs past, present and future. Help them out by making a stupid sandwich on your Facebook. That’s all you gotta do.

http://www.facebook.com/hellmanns

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Buffalo Nickel Wingers Potato Snacks

Football has just started up and now my weekends are ruined. Tied up with Gator football on Saturdays and keeping up with my Kenan is Greedy Smurf Fantasy league on Sundays. I found these potato chip snacks at C-Town, shaped like little chicken wings. They had them a few weeks ago, but wasn’t impressed until I saw this bag with a Heat Index of 3 out of 5 …the Nacho Chimichanga. Previously, only Heat Index 1. For Week 1 of the NFL, this is a must have.

They taste alright, similar to BBQ Pringles. Crispy and hollow on the inside. Two thin shells glued together to create the chicken wing shape. I don’t feel the heat. Bring on the 5! Go Tebow!

http://www.buffalonickelwingers.com

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Goya Mayo-Ketchup …Instant Fancy Sauce!

At $3.59, I guess you’re paying for the convenience.

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Trader Joe’s Take-Out Thali

I’m a big fan of the $2 microwavable Trader Joe’s Indian packets. I checked out the new store on 6th Ave and 21st St, grabbed a bunch of those packets and a box of this Thali meal. Basically it’s two of the Indian packets and rice for $4. Serves 2 and seems like a good deal. Easy, just microwave the packets. One of the packets did fall over and spill in the microwave. The Aloo Matar (peas and potatoes) was okay and the Yellow Daal was gross and chalky. I’d stick to the $2 Indian packets. They taste better and are spicy.

Speaking of which, I’ve had the Indian packets for five office days in a row now. I don’t know what my coworkers think when they see me spooning curry from a paper plate. It looks like something out of a baby’s diaper. Today, I was putting it in the microwave and it spilled and splattered onto the counter. It wasn’t pretty.

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Burger King – King Kolossalz Fries

Here’s Burger King’s (branded) King Kolossalz Fries from my grocer’s freezer ($1.99). I thought it was a toy at first. Microwaveable, yet still crispy because of the silver crisper interior lining of the box. Big cut crinkle fries, unlike anything at a Burger King. I think I like this better than regular BK fries, but that doesn’t mean I’m saying it’s good.

Remember years ago, when Burger King came out with “new fries”? I remember being disappointed. Yes, it stayed crisp, but it didn’t tasted right. I like the good ol’ days of hot soggy salty McDonald’s fries. My aunt will feed them to me with ketchup and I’d accidentally bite her fingers. Sadly, I don’t think McDonald’s makes them that way anymore. I wonder. Do people really want crisp fries or they only think they do?

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Alvbro Chicken Shaped Lollipops

Aaron and Leonore brought over these Alvbro chicken-shaped lollipops to one of our cookouts. They found them at a neighborhood Latino grocery. I thought it was going to taste like chicken. Instead it says peach and pineapple flavor on the bag …I think it taste more like chicken.

Look at that thick back on the cartoon girl on the bag. That’s some J.Lo shit right there.

I’m not sure what this is, but apparently it was brought to the cookout.