hope someday you meet me at mccarren pool once again.
jody & christa take me to sushi they found in greenpoint wif free sake! for real! i cannot believe. people real nice. i almost not want to blog. you tip plenty for free sake, ok? i mean you tip me! bwahawaaah
Sakura 6 – 837 Manhattan Ave. Greenpoint, Brooklyn
big battel at the yard! red hook soccer vendor make taco and head size enchilada (at least big as my big head). peelander-z rocks with mad tiger! kaiju rocks with cage match! at the yard i feel like junkyard dog.
anthony and susie take me thai on smith st. byob. i get pumpkin curry. i eat too much today. thai me up and call it day.
Kaiju Big Battel – wrestling but fake version of fake wrestling
The Yard – my friend chris bartending alongside taco vendor at gowanus canal
Peelander-Z – japanese ramones meet mighty morphin muffin ranger
Ghang Thai Kitchen – 204 Smith St (At Baltic St), Brooklyn 11201
greg makes night at fornino. i want black truffle pizza. i get black truffle pizza. i never eat truffle before. not what i expect. i expect melt in your mouf foi gras pizza. oooh. i invent new pizza! my fav pizza is fresh spinach & truffle oil. now that how you eat truffle if you so hungry.
we go to music hall of williamsburg to see free show. new swedish friends tell me about san loco’s stupid sauce all night. they do not even knew i foodblog. i think professor murder band is like maroon five make out with animal collective. then change my mind and think they like samba de amigo. ooh i want stupid sauce now. i ditch my friends and go san loco. like swedish friends say -stupid sauce make your bunghole feel stupid.
Fornino – 187 Bedford Ave (Btwn N 7th St & N 8th St), Brooklyn 11211
San Loco – 160 N 4th St (Btwn Bedford Ave & Driggs Ave), Brooklyn 11211
me and matt go to our fav bbq in the city. we plan on burnt ends and rib, but no more rib. i guess good because they so good they sell out, but bad because we want rib. we get pulled chicken. we feel like pussies.
RUB BBQ – 208 W 23rd St (Btwn 7th & 8th Ave), New York 10011
matt, hurry up and get your food blog up so we cross-link!
last day of summer for socrates sculpture park movie. is mexican day. have cool mexcian band. mexcian food kind of weirdo with burgers? but has quesadilla with big slop sour cream. girl ask me to watch her blanket …do not tell her what i did on it when she away! movie is mexcian movie “duck season”. i feel it is just like my night last night. mary jane brings matt enchilada. matt bring me to food bloggin –mexcian restuarant with big pot of boiled pork and green onion –on my! and meat on stick cart –oh my!
i see new kellogs diner. it looks newer old. i run into patrick in front of yolas. we get tacos. i get tired buying food so take pics of stranger food. stranger also wonders if horse gets medal in olympics. i say yes! manager scared we blog there so no more pics.
Socrates Sculpture Park – Long Island City, NYC
Movaje – the food vendor @ park. 22-36 31st St. Astoria, NY 11105
Antojitos Mexcanos/Los Portales – $1.50 tacos w/ whole green onion – 25-08 Broadway, Long Island City NYC 11106
Meat on Stick cart – 32th St & Broadway in Long Island City, Queens, NY. see many girls eat come to cart because they know this is the shit.
Yola’s Cafe – 524 Metropolitan (Williamsburg), Brooklyn 11211
Bachelor Sound MachÃÂn – mexcian indie rock band like man man but not white. now i wish i sing foreigner band. if only i speak chinese.
i plan blogging darlenes because i always eat there when playing knitting factory. do sound check with tigers and monkeys. come back out and closed! maybe good thing? last time rusty got $6 grilled cheese and it really 2 slice wonder bread, 1 slice cheese …and rusty tip $4 before realization. but usally good price dominican food …that sells $6 grilled cheese?
we eat province which i see at cheapassfood with this creepy guy post. look at fatty slab of tasty pork they slice me. i make new friends who share. we all so hungry!
variety shac show is very terrific. me and rusty come home and both brag how we almost make out with sarah silverman (if our asshole friends did not cokblock us). maybe we would have made bj and maybe our friends asshole, but as we eat tasty late night ommelete i know we be wasted.
Variety SHAC – good time!
Province – 305 Church St (At Walker St), New York 10013
me and jody get beer at dwane reade and smell food at grand sichuan. eat general chode’s chicken and dumpling. me and jody go back to act a jazz musicians in statik’s new music video (feat cassidy & saigon). i think we play wrong notes but rik (Three21) and co make us look good. more chinese food and booty! we drink and watch rap music shoot. then me and jody get hungry again and find late night china restaurant with flags, flowers, shelfish tank, and many garbage bags in front. singapore mein fun is big and good with chili sauce. it is like chow my fun?
Statik Selektah – new album out soon
Grand Sichuan – 125 Canal St (At Chrystie St), New York 10002
Fu Zhou – 84 Eldridge St (Btwn Hester & Grand St), New York 10002
when going to hooters everyone always ask –how are the wings? forget wings, there are hot chicks in short shorts. i run into chris bachelor party wing eating contest. congrats.
my boys eat wings, beers, mexico fries and cheer michael phelps. somehow hooter girls think its my birfday. they sing and bring me chocolate cake. im dancing when they cheer. i blow candle to make wish …”i wish it was my birfday!”
we go to bikini bar. jimmy asks asian girl if she is polish. i laugh. then later i really do think she is polish. dancing at bar13! yeah boi!!
Verdict: hooters have wings, beers, and mexico fries! best day of my life!
Hooters – 211 W 56th St (Btwn Broadway & 7th Ave), New York 10019
