Today I was sent this photo of Jon Hamm and Andrew Garfield (from the Social Network) to my food blog email address. They are at the US Open in the Moet & Chandon suite. I love this pic. I think I would also be eating a plate of fruit too.
This reminds me of the pics I was sent back in February of another party –Rachael Ray and Donatella Arpaia celebrating Ray’s 1,000th episode at Donatella’s restaurant, Donatella (hosted by an Italian wine brand called MARTINI). I love these pics too. Although I gotta say it’s weird being sent photos of a party I wasn’t at. I absolutely have no grudge for not being invited. Food bloggers don’t need to be invited to everything. I’m sure I’ve would’ve ruined the party anyway. But dang, looking at these pics kind of makes me feel like a loser.
I have a recurring dream where I rollerblade at lightning speed past a line-up of Rachael Ray, Katie Couric, Reba McEntire, and Bible Spice aka Caribou Barbie aka Sarah Snowmachine aka half-term Gov. Palin, reach out my hand and — Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! — remove the perky from their faces. When the dream is really good I later return in the Google Street View car, mow the professional grifter down, and post the video on YouTube, which gets six billion views in three days (and, needless to say, over 700 million “Thank You” messages)!