homemade

Squid Ink Rice

From the people that brought you Pocky, a packet of Glico Ikasumi Squid Ink Rice. I know my Japanese friend Sam told me what the instructions said, but that was a while ago. I had to go by the pictures. I just ...

Meat on Meat 3-Way

Rusty got the spareribs and chicken thighs, Sam brought home the bacon and took the pics, and I touched the meat. I figure we could make some kind of meaty casserole pie out of all this. The first layer of pork...

Inauguration Dinner

Rusty and I got a letter in the mail. It was an invitation to the Obama Presidential Inauguration! All on fancy diploma paper and in fancy wedding writing. I was pretty excited thinking we were invited to a bal...

My First Vegan Dinner Party

Kevin and Kate throw a vegan party. Joel makes a pumpkin beer marinated tofurkey loaf. I always confuse tofurkey with tofurken which I confuse with turducken. Zzalgern0n smuggles mini crabs, bones, and honey fr...

Tony’s B-day Stache Bash

Stache Party '09! Susy makes some killer hor d'oeuvres.  Ike grows his first stache. I remember the first time I grew a stache. It took two months and I looked like the girl from Le Tigre. That was last year....

Gator Chomps

We threw it down with our own versions of 5 Star Pizza, El Indio chips and salsa, Purple Porpoise wings, and Burrito Brothers tacos. We were like Joe's Deli andthe Swamp in one. I blocked an Oklahoma field goal...