Doritos – ME SO HUNGRY

Doritos has three new flavors they are trying out. They don’t tell you what the flavors are, but are denoted by color and a made up number. You could see the ingredients on the back of the bag and take a guess, but that’s sort of cheating …unless you have some serious allergies to specific ingredients.

Being Jacked, the flavors are super bold and the chip size is much larger. The Red bag was super spicy. The kind of spicy that you would really enjoy if you like spicy stuff and weren’t a pussy …because it’s really spicy for a Dorito. The Yellow bag was like Ginger Teriyaki or something. And the Blue bag was like Sweet Mole Chicken or something.

My favorite was the Red, because I like the forward thinking in making a really spicy chip that’s spicy. You call something spicy …then go for it.

Sam wasn’t able to vote though. I think the system is fucked up. There was no code on the bag that their website was asking for. Oh well. Good luck, Red.

Doritos Locos Tacos (Taco Bell)

Sam brought these Doritos Locos Tacos Doritos, the chip based on the Taco Bell Doritos Locos tacos based on the Doritos chip. There were Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch versions. Each bag had a mix of two chips –Nacho Cheese and the Locos Tacos chip or Cool Ranch and the Locos Tacos chip.

I don’t think we understood when we first ate it. Some of us were like it taste like regular Doritos. Some of us thought it tasted like taco meat. You can tell which one’s which by seeing how much seasoning is on it. But honestly, I couldn’t tell the different that much anyway. Maybe the seasoning got mixed around in the bag onto other chips.

I thought it tasted almost like a plain taco shell with a little bit of Doritos seasoning. So kind of like a less flavorful Doritos. Weird. But I bet it’ll taste great with some taco meat on it.