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Tio Wally Eats America: Mr. Fuel

I’m happy to have Tio Wally (long-time Me So Hungry reader) aboard to send in his eating adventures from across America. Here he is in Spiceland, Indiana.

Greetings from Spiceland, Indiana
N 39° 51.064’ W 085° 25.056’ Elev. 1051 ft.

Mr. Fuel has me kind of flummoxed.

I have no idea how many locations there actually are. I know there are three in Missouri, three in Indiana, and locations in Ohio and Virginia. But that’s not what’s important. What’s important is what the hell they’re selling for food.

You see, the ones in Missouri always have a different sandwich special every month. The deal is a sandwich, chips and a drink for $2.99, and they are consistently pretty awesome sandwiches. So good are these deals that I usually call them on the first of the month to find out what to look forward to.

In the past I’ve had great meatloaf and pork chop sandwiches, Ruebens, San Francisco Clubs (turkey, ham and bacon on sourdough), and one of the best double cheeseburgers I’ve ever had. Last month I had a few French Dip sandwiches (roast beef with provolone cheese) that came with the best au jus I’ve ever had. The au jus was remarkably rich tasting without a hint of the usual saltiness au jus is often noted for.

This month they’re offering a Bavarian something-or-other that was described as a ham sandwich dressed with some sort of horseradish sauce on a croissant. At least, I think that’s what the lady said when I called. It sounded kind of weird … so it’s probably pretty good.

A great thing about the sandwich specials at Mr. Fuel is they always have quality fresh veggies that they’ll gladly hop up your sandwich with. But again, they only offer the monthly sandwich specials at the Mr. Fuels in Missouri.

Now I’ve discovered yet another incredible deal, this time at the Mr. Fuel in Spiceland, Indiana. They just completed construction of this location earlier this year. I finally stopped in about a month ago for coffee and there in the hot deli case they sat — 99¢ Pulled Pork sandwiches. They also offer a chicken sandwich for $1.59, which I haven’t tried yet.

Figuring they couldn’t be very good at that price I only bought one and drove off. Big mistake. The things are really good. They contain a pretty decent amount of meat in a tasty, sweet barbecue sauce.

This Mr. Fuel also has a complete hot deli set-up. Another driver told me that he regularly takes his breaks there just so he can have the pot roast. I’ve seen the pot roast and it looks really great. Heck, all the food they had looked pretty great.

When I stopped this time I was surprised that they were just setting everything up even though it was nearly 11 a.m. I don’t know if they were running late or they don’t set it up until lunch time. Thus, the pictures are sort of incomplete.

I do know this, though. I went in at about 3 a.m. one day and they didn’t have any of the pulled pork sandwiches. I whined, naturally. “Not a problem,” said the nice lady. “How many do you want?”

A few minutes later I was on my way, sailing through the darkness, blissfully smearing barbecue sauce on my face. What a deal!

And so we roll.

Mr. Fuel #8, I-70 Exit 123, 5679 S. Indiana St. Hwy. 3, Spiceland, Indiana

Tio Wally pilots the 75-foot, 40-ton(max) land yacht SS Me So Hungry. He reports on road food from around the country whenever parking and InterTube connections permit.

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Tio Wally Eats America: China Wok (Lebanon, Indiana)

I’m happy to have Tio Wally (long-time Me So Hungry reader) aboard to send in his eating adventures from across America. Here he is in Lebanon, Indiana.

Greetings from Lebanon, Indiana
N 40° 03.962’ W 086° 28.396’ Elev. 820 ft.

The crew of the SS Me So Hungry ended up spending Xmas day here in one of the USA’s many Lebanons. We were very thankful to be here for a couple of reasons.

First was that, despite Indiana being a remarkably retarded state, it was a far sight better than being stuck in Pennsylvania’s Lebanon. Secondly, we were fortunate enough to find a restaurant that was open that didn’t have a sign outside that read Denny’s or McDonald’s or Huddle House.

Indeed, we ended up having sort of a traditional Jewish Xmas feast: Chinese food. And considering that the restaurant choices numbered in a single digit (1), it wasn’t too bad.

China Wok is a franchise with locations all over the country. I was surprised not only that the place was open, but that it was offering its “Lunch Special” menu on Xmas. The specials are offered every day between 10:30 a.m. and 3 p.m. and consist of an entree, served with Fried or White Rice, with prices ranging from $4.55 to $4.95.

Because we knew there was a nasty storm system coming in and didn’t want to be caught short of provisions — the only other places open were gas stations and, curiously, drug stores — we went a little further overboard than normal on the selections. But what the hell, it was Xmas.

For entrees we selected Sweet & Sour Pork, Roast Pork Lo Mein, and Beef Hunan Style, all with Fried Rice, which we know from experience is much better than White Rice when eaten cold.

The Sweet & Sour Pork ($4.75) was breathtakingly bogus. While the Sweet & Sour sauce was fairly decent, the morsels of pork were basically batter-balls with a little Pinto bean-sized piece of pork in it. And although the pork was tender there just wasn’t enough of it to get any flavor from. I don’t know how to say Pork Grinch in Mandarin but they sure were stingy with it.

But the cardinal sin they committed with the Sweet & Sour Pork was that it contained no pineapple or bell pepper. I never ever order Sweet & Sour anything because I generally consider it to be kind of silly. The only reason I did this time was because I really wanted the pineapple. After all, it showed big chunks of pineapple and bell pepper in the picture on the menu!

Skippy wanted to go back and, doing our best impersonations of Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski, burst in and yell “Shenanigans!” ’til we got pineapple. But it would’ve been just too much of a hassle. Besides, such an action probably wouldn’t work anyway. After all, the place is called China Wok not City Wok.

The Roast Pork Lo Mein ($4.75) however was great. It had a generous portion of big strips of tender roast pork, along with green and white onion, cabbage, and slivers of carrots and celery. That the Lo Mein was served with rice was kind of baffling though. But hey, it was a Lunch Special. Besides, you simply can’t go wrong with Lo Mein noodles.

But the shining star of our Jewish Xmas feast surely was the Beef Hunan Style ($4.95). It had a generous amount of tender sliced beef, along with big chunks of broccoli, bell pepper, baby corn, snow peas, mushrooms, water chestnuts, and carrots. Although it’s billed as being “in chef’s spicy Hunan sauce,” I thought it could’ve been a little hotter. But this is Indiana, and it was great nonetheless.

Besides the minor Xmas Miracle that the China Wok, being located in the middle of the buckle of the Bible Belt, was open on a Christian High Holy Holiday, it had a few other things going for it. The Fried Rice was actually pretty good, and the price was more than reasonable. But the containers the food came in were awesome.

These things are so far superior to both the classic Chinese Take Out boxes and the despicable, un-degradable styrofoam containers. They seal really tight and keep the food warm for a really long time. So tight is the seal, in fact, that they even keep rice moist after it’s refrigerated.

Heck, we’re so impressed with the little plastic bowls and lids that we’re going to wash them out and keep them for future use.

And so we roll.

China Wok, 2218 N. Lebanon St., Lebanon, Indiana, and nationwide

Tio Wally pilots the 75-foot, 40-ton(max) land yacht SS Me So Hungry. He reports on road food from around the country whenever parking and InterTube connections permit.