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festival restauranting

Socrates Sculpture Park is Mexican Fiesta

last day of summer for socrates sculpture park movie. is mexican day. have cool mexcian band. mexcian food kind of weirdo with burgers? but has quesadilla with big slop sour cream. girl ask me to watch her blanket …do not tell her what i did on it when she away! movie is mexcian movie “duck season”. i feel it is just like my night last night. mary jane brings matt enchilada. matt bring me to food bloggin –mexcian restuarant with big pot of boiled pork and green onion –on my! and meat on stick cart –oh my!

i see new kellogs diner. it looks newer old. i run into patrick in front of yolas. we get tacos. i get tired buying food so take pics of stranger food. stranger also wonders if horse gets medal in olympics. i say yes! manager scared we blog there so no more pics.

Socrates Sculpture Park – Long Island City, NYC
Movaje – the food vendor @ park. 22-36 31st St. Astoria, NY 11105
Antojitos Mexcanos/Los Portales – $1.50 tacos w/ whole green onion – 25-08 Broadway, Long Island City NYC 11106
Meat on Stick cart – 32th St & Broadway in Long Island City, Queens, NY. see many girls eat come to cart because they know this is the shit.
Yola’s Cafe – 524 Metropolitan (Williamsburg), Brooklyn 11211

Bachelor Sound Machín – mexcian indie rock band like man man but not white. now i wish i sing foreigner band. if only i speak chinese.

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concert/event crazy night homemade restauranting

Variety SHAC @ Knitting Factory

i plan blogging darlenes because i always eat there when playing knitting factory. do sound check with tigers and monkeys. come back out and closed! maybe good thing? last time rusty got $6 grilled cheese and it really 2 slice wonder bread, 1 slice cheese …and rusty tip $4 before realization. but usally good price dominican food …that sells $6 grilled cheese?

we eat province which i see at cheapassfood with this creepy guy post. look at fatty slab of tasty pork they slice me. i make new friends who share. we all so hungry!

variety shac show is very terrific. me and rusty come home and both brag how we almost make out with sarah silverman (if our asshole friends did not cokblock us). maybe we would have made bj and maybe our friends asshole, but as we eat tasty late night ommelete i know we be wasted.

Variety SHAC – good time!
Province – 305 Church St (At Walker St), New York 10013

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lunch

Mangia lunch …not Mangina lunch

i eat taste good. friends meet up in park. they eat mangia. hungry looking sandwich. i can blog if i not eat mangia?

Mangia22 W 23rd St (Btwn 5th & 6th Ave), New York 10010


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restauranting

Statik video shoot in Chinatown …you full and 30mins you hungry

me and jody get beer at dwane reade and smell food at grand sichuan. eat general chode’s chicken and dumpling. me and jody go back to act a jazz musicians in statik’s new music video (feat cassidy & saigon). i think we play wrong notes but rik (Three21) and co make us look good. more chinese food and booty! we drink and watch rap music shoot. then me and jody get hungry again and find late night china restaurant with flags, flowers, shelfish tank, and many garbage bags in front. singapore mein fun is big and good with chili sauce. it is like chow my fun?

Statik Selektah – new album out soon
Grand Sichuan – 125 Canal St (At Chrystie St), New York 10002
Fu Zhou – 84 Eldridge St (Btwn Hester & Grand St), New York 10002

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crazy night restauranting

Boyz Night Out @ Hooters

when going to hooters everyone always ask –how are the wings? forget wings, there are hot chicks in short shorts. i run into chris bachelor party wing eating contest. congrats.

my boys eat wings, beers, mexico fries and cheer michael phelps. somehow hooter girls think its my birfday. they sing and bring me chocolate cake. im dancing when they cheer. i blow candle to make wish …”i wish it was my birfday!”

we go to bikini bar. jimmy asks asian girl if she is polish. i laugh. then later i really do think she is polish. dancing at bar13! yeah boi!!

Verdict: hooters have wings, beers, and mexico fries! best day of my life!

Hooters – 211 W 56th St (Btwn Broadway & 7th Ave), New York 10019

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lunch

Tabla Bread Bar Cart

i run in to will and greg eating at fancy pants tabla. instead of staring them eat from outside the barrier, i get food at bread bar cart. greg’s friend don shows me ropes. i eat chicken tikki franki (roti). see action shots? standing over grate is great for drips and messes.

Tabla – 11 Madison Ave (At 25th St), New York 10010

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lunch

Banh Mi Saigon Bakery makes #1 spicy

i go all the way to chinatown sometime to get my #1 sandwhich. #1 spicy please.
$3.75! best vietnamese sandwich i found on cheapassfood food blog.
i will make banh mi battle with others i hope soon. in first 2 pics I see guy and green do kung fu on friend and old man checking out chick. baby is so hungry too. when baby holding on he chomps on nannys coochie. it was scary and funny.

Banh Mi Saigon Bakery – 138 Mott St, (Btwn Grand & Hester St) New York 10013

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restauranting

Ramen & Friends: Seltzer Night & Chinese Food

yoshie has BBC going away party at rockefeller rink. i drink ultimate lemonade. i make circle 8 while new friend beatbox. we eat chinese restaurant near nintendo. big feast. it is battle of blogs w/ ramen & friends!

Wu Yiang Ye – 36 W 48th St (Btwn 5th & 6th Ave), New York 10036