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backyard bbq concert/event

Rusty Is Making a Ham!!

reminder of our party tomorrow (saturday) at the lock inn. rusty is making a ham. then taking that ham and putting it on the grill. then taking that grilled ham and putting it on a bun …for authentic “ham”burgers!

come by. we’ll have fun!
details here…

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crazy night homemade

In America, you eat gruel. In Soviet Russia, gruel eats you!

rusty gets myspace message from a russian fan asking if justice of the unicorns is playing this weekend in ny. somehow this turns into two russian girls crashing over, todd buying smirnoff ice, and rusty making gruel. it was actually not bad tasting.

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backyard bbq homemade

Crusty Pan Seared Steaks

pan seared and grilled mario steaks.

the statik selektah rap video (Three21/Rik) that me and jody made a cameo in at chinatown food night

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homemade

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Fried Onion Crisps

i make mexican fiesta with trader joe burrito, guacamole, salad, hash brown. rusty make own bloomin onion/awesome blossom. joey say “whoa”.
…me and rusty play justice of the unicorns this saturday night at southpaw in brooklyn.

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homemade

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Egg Biscuits

waking up from hangover, i smell sweet scent of buttermilk biscuits. rusty makes breakfast sammiches galore. watchin olympics equestrian. horse wins medal?

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homemade indian

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Pizzas

inspired by east village magic man at cheapshots with his english muffin toaster pizzas, me and rusty decide making pizzas.

many pizzas including our new inventions:
thai green curry veal pizza
indian korma curry veal pizza
italian spaghetti sauce turkey cheeseburger pizza and calzones!
…again like Olympics. how is every swim a world record? why cant they have word record at the ymca last week?

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homemade

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Chicken Fried Turkey w/ Pringle Crunch

rusty make chicken fried turkey with turkey gravy, green beans, and pringles crunch. add that to the menu!

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homemade

The Secret is Cilantro: Rusty Popcorn Pasta & Spicy Turkey Wrap

me and rusty go to rainy mccarren pool. langhorne is awesome. sounds like dirty leprechaun.

super felice bros sound/look like blues traveler make out with black lips. we see girl dancing with unicorn. new justice of the unicorns album cover? her mother drags her away when i take pix.

rusty wonders why people dodgeball. “why would you want to get hit by a ball on your day off?”

we go home and rusty makes spicy turkey popcorn wrap w/ special sauce.
– cock sauce, mustard, mayonaisse, pepper, adobo, lime juice, cilantro.
…sooo good. we use leftovers to make turkey popcorn pasta ….w/ cilantro of course.
we eat & watch the olympics. why every match is USA vs CHINA? because they so hungry?

Verdict: pasta w/ refreshing crispy crunch

bernie mac RIP. zzalgern0n has tribute. i dont get it.