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Chennai Garden Lunch Buffet To Go

You sit in Chennai Garden and eat the buffet for $6.95 or take out for $6.95. They give you an aluminum container, a small plastic container, a styrofoam plate and some foil. It’s like working with a puzzle, but I did my research. I tried to use this Yelp guy’s tips on take-out, but apparently he could have maximized by using the plate for food too instead of worry about his wussy hands. I got two giant stuffed meals out of it. This could be a great economical date. Ask the date to go hide around the corner while you duck into the restaurant. Bring the food to the park and stuff her face with paneer.

This is a really good vegetarian buffet for the money. The only thing keeping me from coming back often is feeling like an asshole in the buffet line.

Chennai Garden – 129 E 27th St (btw Park & Lexington) New York, NY 10016

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Love Life

They have a riddle at Life Cafe where you can win a bottle of champagne. I couldn’t figure out the one on the wall, but almost figured out the one on the reciept. It said “Remember… Life is Worth Loving.” I figured you can change the words around any which way and it will still make sense. “Worth is Life Loving” “Loving is Worth Life” “Is Life Worth Loving?” I’m still waiting for my bottle of champagne.

Life Cafe – 983 Flushing Ave. Bushwick Brooklyn 11206

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Soy Bomb

ZZalgern0n is in town and we go to Red Bamboo where sort of Soul/Caribbean/Asian with fake meat. I honestly wouldn’t have known it. My soy fish sandwich tasted like a BK Whaler and Kevin’s BBQ steak sandwich tasted like a McRib. The coco bread as buns was a plus. ZZalgern0n goes to town on the vegan chocolate bomb cake.

Red Bamboo – 271 Adelphi St (@ DeKalb Ave) Brooklyn 11205
ZZalgern0n – showing films tonight at UCB Theatre 11pm “Whiplash”